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Updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

I picked my dress. It's the same as the chick in the middle. The dress is in champagne with an ivory bow with a champagne wrap.

Takes 6-8 weeks to come in and then I need it altered. Take it in around the boob area a bit.


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I am going today to look at wedding dresses.

At 3pm.

With my big, giant, fat butt.

I have looked all on the website and am convinced that it will look like I am smuggling a large ham in my gluteous area with any of the dresses.

I am actually shopping for a bridesmaid dress because 1. They are cheaper and 2. They are a little less formal.


Like this one

Or maybe this one (I like this one alot - in champagne or ivory)


Or I might do this.


I am just trying to decide which dress goes best with pork.