28 September 2007

Things you don't want to hear 1 week before the wedding

"Honey, I think we made a mistake planning the wedding for 3pm. Why don't we call everyone and change it to 6pm"

If you were watching, I am sure you saw the veins in my head throbbing and my eye start twitching.

And then my head exploded as he discussed calling 32 guests, the restuarant, the B&B, the cake place and whatever else.

Pardon me as I go to clean up the blood and brain matter that is splattered across my gameroom.


Phoenix said...

What the fuck? Does he want to live? Why in the world does that three hours matter?

Anonymous said...

I think he's just as stressed as you are...

TxGambit said...

Oh yeah, that is JUST what you need to hear.... Not.


Gina said...

Sorry! The invitations are already out! And he needs to be very, very careful!

min said...

He's just trying to postpone it. Men are that way.
I do think, however, that those M&M bags have got to go...I think you need to get the cartons that you were originally thinking about and transfer all the M's to those.
You could probably find some time to take care of that on Saturday morning.