First of all - I felt so completely violated. Did she have to basically feel me up??? My boobs are not meant to be turned in that way. Nor are they meant to be smooshed in each possible direction - basically in a giant square.
After that was the ultrasound. Which went kinda like this:
1. Tech goes to squeeze the gel on my boobs. Lid comes off and the gel goes everywhere. All over my chest. Down my side. Up to my neck. Into my hair. Down to my waist. An entire damn bottle of gel.
2. She kept making these noises. Kinda like "hmmmm" or "huhhhhh". Then she kept clicking and taking measurements of "things". I am not a medical professional at all, but there were these black-ish "things" that she would click on and put dots on the outer edges of it. She did that twice on my right boob - which by now has lost its square-ish shape - and once on that tender spot on my left. I asked her what was going on and she said "I am just the photographer, I have no idea". (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE)
3. She leaves to room and tells me to get cleaned up (see #1) and get dressed. So I do. She comes back and says "Ummmm....we need to take another look at your left boob". After relentless questioning, she said "Something showed up on your mammogram". "WHAT THE HELL showed up". She tried to give me the same crap of her just being the photographer and I wouldn't buy it. Now I watched her. Whatever this "thing" she found was in a different spot on my left boob. One that I hadn't noticed was tender. Now I tried to feel myself up to see if it was tender. I, in my mind, imagined great tenderness. But I don't know. After the reimaging and taking more measurements of whatever this "thing" was, she said, "let me go have the radiologist look at it". She came back in and said "Well, we are thinking its a cyst, but we are not sure".
Bitch, seriously, stop your vagueness. It ain't funny. She wouldn't let me talk to this radiologist either.
I have to wait 2-6 days for the results. I called the doctor's office and she said that they will call me as soon as the results come in.
Oh yeah, and the eye is finally feeling significantly better. Should be 100% by Friday. Moving day!!!
Oh yeah, and I am ENGAGED!!! WEdding date most likely early October.
07 May 2007