11 August 2008

Pardon My Language

But, if you are the ASSHOLE that is driving around with the paint from my back quarter panel of my 6 month old car on the front quarter panel of your car...

Screw You.

Ass Hole

Fucker

Bastard

Really....

You took out a shit load of paint on my car and broke some piece of something that I tuned out from my husband talking about. Now, I have to deal with this. Why? because you were too big of an ASSHOLE to leave a note.

I sincerely hope that what Mark says he wants to happen to you really does happen:

1. You catch some type of STD.
2. It causes your penis to turn green
3. Shrivel up (you probably don't have much of one anyhow)
4. Fall off

If you are a female, we request the following to happen to you.

1. You catch some type of STD.
2. It causes your vagina to turn green
3. It will then shrink so it can be of NO USE EVER AGAIN for you

I also hope that you catch some type of skin disorder on your face that people will just look at you and know you have that STD. And they point. Laugh. And run away.

Thank you very much, asshole.

6 comments:

The Laundress said...

I'm sorry I'm laughing.

stephanie, Mama Dramatist said...

Dayum!!

Remind me never to piss you off!!

Issas Crazy World said...

Have you heard the term Asshat? That's what that person is.

I am picturing them with their picture on an STD poster, that is posted everywhere like that one episode of Friends. Where everyone points to Joey all the time, cause he's on the VD poster.

shay said...

I"m sorry but...
hahahahaha....
All I have to say is, don't mess with a pregnant woman or her car;-)
Sorry this happened to you!

TxGambit said...

Holy wow! That blows big huge chunks.

I hope the same for the big, fat loser that hit your car. F*er!

Kiss, kiss to you. You shouldn't have to be dealing with this.

Kokopelli said...

I bet you got kidlet's attention there.